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About Me Deviant Premium Member Doug RichardsMale/Australia Recent Activity
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Almost had a major car accident today. two idiotic young women in a large four wheel drive went straight through a red light at Randwick - a light that had been red for a while where at least one car had already stopped, and if I had been two seconds earlier (my light had been green for at least 5 seconds), or not alert enough to brake hard when they came in from the side, it would have hit the passenger side of our car, at 50k/hr.

I later (sedately, not aggressively) caught up wth them at another red light about a kilometre later.

I stopped alongside and asked what the hell they were doing. The passsenger was playing with an i-toy and it was obvious that the two of them had been interacting with each other more than watching the road.  

They did not even realise what they had almost done.

AIRHEADs

I-TOYS

SUVs

what a combination.

About a month ago I was being followed by a huge ego in a large black Porsche SUV.  He must have been driving such a large aggressive vehicle because he had a small dick or a small brain or both.

I approached a small roundabout and indicated to turn right (for those not of this fair land we drive on the left side of the road).

This idiot in the Porsche overtook on the wrong side of the roundabout, so that I almost ran into him as I legally went around it.

MORON

AIRHEAD

LITTLE DICK
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Me? A late baby boomer, always lived within the hearing of the sound of waves (except for 18 tragic months...).

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Mood: Joy *cryospore Apr 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the Llama, I really appreci8 it(:
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*doomed-forever Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i'm glad you like my pictures, doug. thanks. ;) :wave:
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~Distraughtamus Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
thank you for the fave Doug Dahlin hope you are well

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We stand in awe of that which cannot be seen, and we respect with every fiber that which cannot be explained. We reach out to brush away the clouds and pierce the sky to grab the moon and stars but we still can't reach the truth.- Tite Kubo
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:icongirl-kitty:
Hope you're ok.

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~ Can you tell me softly, how you'll always haunt me? Can you heal me, hold me? ~
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:icondougthebear:
Thanks, I am getting by, on holidays from work but not really on holidays.

How are things with you as the day draws nearer?

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A pretentious, pious, know nothing, pseudo-intellectual inner Sydney wanker

"'Who controls the past', ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'" George Orwell, 1984.
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